Pick your level of honesty
Brutal honesty. Actual improvement.
Start with the roast. Upgrade when you want a system that remembers the excuses and builds the comeback.
Save $35.89 compared with monthly billing.
Free Roast
Start with the truth.
Enough honesty to stop winging it and start fixing what you can actually change.
$0forever
- 3 roasts every week
- Quick, practical fixes
- Branded share cards and video
- Basic streak tracking
No credit card. No performative productivity.
Coach Mode
Full fix system
Turn receipts into wins.
Coach Mode connects the pattern, the plan, and the progress—so your routine stops resetting every Monday.
$59.99/ yeartwo months on us
- Unlimited roasts
- Full daily fix plans
- Streak recovery
- Glow-up history
- Weekly Roast Week challenges
- Watermark-free exports
- Priority access to new roast styles
Subscription checkout is coming soon. Create your free account to get started now.
No fine print energy
The difference is follow-through.
Free Roast gives you the nudge. Coach Mode keeps the record and makes the next move harder to dodge.
What changesFree RoastCoach Mode
Roasts3 each weekUnlimited
FixesQuick next movesFull daily fix plans
StreaksBasic trackingTracking + recovery
HistoryFull glow-up history
ExportsBrandedWatermark-free
Roast WeekWatch the chaosJoin every challenge
New roast stylesFirst in line
Questions before the roast?
Get the facts. Then get to work.
Your routine is not “a little chaotic.”
It is waiting for you to call it out. Start free, take the roast, and keep the fix that works.
Roast my routine — free